American Defender
How can anyone be against America? Every single country which complies with us is successful. Look around the world. Look at the shape anti-American countries are in……. and now look at the pro-America countries. That’s reality, socialist idiots.

Exactly! Stupid idiot socialists! I don’t care that all of our economies are rotting, degenerative corpses of prosperity! Idiots!

Damn straight

Damn straight

Santorum2016: A True American Defender

Hello my good friends, today I am going to tell you about one of my favorite tumblr people: Santorum2016.

What makes this person so great, you ask? Ridiculous, it should be obvious to you already from just looking at her name, but due to the crybaby liberal propaganda you probably think she’s crazy.

Here’s the trick: she’s not!

Quite incredible I must say! A nineteen year old who isn’t a whiny Liberal asking the government for free stuff and crying just because a few corporations accidently dropped the ball.

Most people her age only have a few concerns, like partying, drinking, and bringing communism to America. But this is untrue for Santorum2016, who takes on the duty of protecting liberty from the foul clutches of abortion doctors and gay people.

She is also a terrific Christian who not only tastefully villainizes Islam and other beliefs, but also combats so-called “Christians” who believe in that new-age nonsense of “loving everybody” and “putting differences aside”.

And to top it off she helps the tumblr world understand that while gays should not get married ever because they would destroy the moral fabric of society and make slaves of our children, getting married to somebody closely related to you is perfectly acceptable because you’re straight!

Alas, she gets a lot of hate from communists and terrorists. But I ask her to remain vigilant, for as long as the Republican Party stands, no force can take us down!

Thank you Ms. Santorum2016. I salute you for being one of the few great American Defenders left.

American Defender V.S. a Stem Cell Scientist
American Defender: Hey you! Stop that!
Stem Cell Scientist: Never! I'll engineer this white baby to have as many limbs as I like!
American Defender: That's horrifying! Don't you have any morals, you godless fiend?
Stem Cell Scientist: Of course not! I live to create souless abominations!
American Defender: *gasp*
Stem Cell Scientist: I am also a communist and I hate democracy!
American Defender: Ok, but why do you love Liberals so much then?
Stem Cell Scientist: Because they're mindless mutants already! BWAHAHA
See America?
Captain America, a hero we can all look up to.

Captain America, a hero we can all look up to.

Twitter

My good friends, I have decided to open a Twitter account in order to conbat the recent surge in Liberal stupidity. Follow the TeaPartyEagle. My name is still and shall forever remain, American Defender.

Concerning my followers

I started this blog in an effort to help get the word out that America was being beaten to death, but only twenty-two people wanted to hear more. The others just thought I was just an offensive propaganda machine that says ridiculous things that are absurd and went on their way.

Defending America is no easy task, especially when things like communism and gay marriage are just getting more and more powerful each day.

But most of my twenty two followers are either gay people, communists, or both!

Why? Because apperently most of them think that all of this is just some type of play on how absolutely backwards and ignorant they think the American right wing is!

I was very disheartened when I found this out. I like to think that an eagle named Small Government shed a small but noticeable tear as well.

I just fear that these people aren’t getting the message: Obama is a terrorist, a Nazi, a Communist, a Satanist, an Atheist, a Muslim, a Mormon and a homosexual. So is all of the Democratic Party too.

Is Obama a homosexual?
As you have probably heard, the Supreme Overlord of America has now voiced his support of gay marriage. Unsuprisingly, all of the nitwits scattered across America have been very pleased with this.
What people don’t understand is that Obama has no intentions of letting other gays marry! In fact, the selfish fool only wants gay marriage for himself so he can marry his fat boyfriend, Michael Moore.
Sure, it could be argued that Obama is already married and has two daughters, but there’s also a very high likelyhood that they are merely transsexuals just posing as normal, everyday people living in the white house.
The Democrats just don’t get it: the Bible doesn’t like gay people! Well, the Old Testament had like one or two verses that are interpreted that way, so that must mean the entire Bible is strictly opposed to all homosexuality!
But never fear, loyal defender of America. Our nation’s great thinkers (like Bristol Palin) have already spoken out against this ridiculous nonsense!
Did you even know that Obama forms all of his political opinions after watching Glee?
Probably not, because if you’re a liberal you’re too busy asking the government for free stuff and more communism.

Is Obama a homosexual?

As you have probably heard, the Supreme Overlord of America has now voiced his support of gay marriage. Unsuprisingly, all of the nitwits scattered across America have been very pleased with this.

What people don’t understand is that Obama has no intentions of letting other gays marry! In fact, the selfish fool only wants gay marriage for himself so he can marry his fat boyfriend, Michael Moore.

Sure, it could be argued that Obama is already married and has two daughters, but there’s also a very high likelyhood that they are merely transsexuals just posing as normal, everyday people living in the white house.

The Democrats just don’t get it: the Bible doesn’t like gay people! Well, the Old Testament had like one or two verses that are interpreted that way, so that must mean the entire Bible is strictly opposed to all homosexuality!

But never fear, loyal defender of America. Our nation’s great thinkers (like Bristol Palin) have already spoken out against this ridiculous nonsense!

Did you even know that Obama forms all of his political opinions after watching Glee?

Probably not, because if you’re a liberal you’re too busy asking the government for free stuff and more communism.

A Nazi, a Communist and a terrorist walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Well hello there Mr. President!”
The 1950s: Best Era Ever
Some people ask me when was America at its best, and the answer is simple: the 1950s. Why?
Because the 1950s were a much simpler time. For example, back then, the only thing you had to be watching out for was communists. But now you have to look out for communists AND gay people!
In th 50s, people were hardworking and dressed nicely. Today, nobody even believes in getting a job anymore and dresses like they just came back from those stupid wimp countries that dot the Union of European Socialist Republics today.
In the 50s, we had an real enemy: every single breathing person of the Soviet Union. Today all we have is a bunch of middle eastern nitwits who run around blowing themselves up!
In the 50s, the economy was great and living standards were getting better and better. It was a sure sign of the triumph of capitalism over the lazy Russians, who were also dumb and hated democracy.
The 50s was the last decade before the liberals started to destroy the moral fabric of the Stars and Stripes with all of their whiny protests and calls for “social justice” and other hippy-pinko nonsense.
The 1950s, a time all Americans (except the abortion-supporters, liberals, homosexuals, people of races that aren’t white, leftists, poor people, and the youth) can remember with great joy.

The 1950s: Best Era Ever

Some people ask me when was America at its best, and the answer is simple: the 1950s. Why?

Because the 1950s were a much simpler time. For example, back then, the only thing you had to be watching out for was communists. But now you have to look out for communists AND gay people!

In th 50s, people were hardworking and dressed nicely. Today, nobody even believes in getting a job anymore and dresses like they just came back from those stupid wimp countries that dot the Union of European Socialist Republics today.

In the 50s, we had an real enemy: every single breathing person of the Soviet Union. Today all we have is a bunch of middle eastern nitwits who run around blowing themselves up!

In the 50s, the economy was great and living standards were getting better and better. It was a sure sign of the triumph of capitalism over the lazy Russians, who were also dumb and hated democracy.

The 50s was the last decade before the liberals started to destroy the moral fabric of the Stars and Stripes with all of their whiny protests and calls for “social justice” and other hippy-pinko nonsense.

The 1950s, a time all Americans (except the abortion-supporters, liberals, homosexuals, people of races that aren’t white, leftists, poor people, and the youth) can remember with great joy.